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I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face(but usually my face). Which is pretty lucky, because that's where we're headed! The category is; I can't believe this, the Final Jeopardy category is 'Famous Mothers'. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two mooses meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.(that ones accually true for me hehe)I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant. (i know that im making music)I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.
The Game has no winner and its origins are unknown. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.(i like their music)I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile. " -My dear-old, pissed-off one-eyed Mom."Well, that's just great, Alex, you just killed the emo kid. I cut my teeth." -Trevor in the auditorium."Don't worry mom, I have gaydar. God saw that, in this day and age with many more gay men around, that women would need some kind of way of telling the difference between gay and straight men. Please have a blade, please do, it's so delectable and so darn good looking! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies." -Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, the new one."Dot. Dot." -Me, in every single conversation I have with my friend, Josh."Beware, the Woman in Curtains!! It's a long story involving me wearing the 'curtain dress' in Sleepy Hollow. He'll take a vow of abstinence, and he'll never have to know! Come over to the good side, we have Edward Cullen and chocolate! One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. If you can't fix it with duck tape you haven't used enough! There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both..and paste this on your profile. I hope you're happy."-Dwight to Alex while practicing for the play in the hall."I have an announcement to make. I'm wearing knickers."- Eli during Sleepy Hollow Tech Week."If you guys don't cut that out, I'm gonna pull this car over! So he gave this generation gaydar." -Me, convincing my mom that one of my classmates was not gay."If a tree falls down in the forest, and no one's around to hear it, how the heck did it fall down in the first place?! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more. Omg, this would make sense if Emmett Cullen became president! " -What Affie (My aunt) yells when she's stuck in traffic. " "Well, that's good to know, Fang." -Fang, Nudge, Gazzy, and Angel from Facts of Life"Ok." Fang answered. (i'd snag all the hot chocolate and run back to the Dark Side ; D)Being mature is overrated.(Yea like drugs and R-rated movies and crap)Being weird is like being normal, only better. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. There is no "I" in team but there is definitely a "ME"... Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".
I am the girl that people look through when I say something, and look through you then pretend that I know exactly what you've been talking about for the last hour. I don't like when juice wears tights, its a horrible combination when juce wears tights ..." -Dane Cook Sean Connery: Knock, knock. Sean Connery: Me, the guy who slept with your mother last night! Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good and then have Spiffy the Hobbit and Pooky the Penguin attempt to eat him and when they fail miserably tell Fang that he's a "bad boy" and then ask him if he wants a cat. Knock you down-Keri Hilson, Kanye West & Ne-Yo(that seems like something i would do )7. (actually my sister is my bestie, but my second best... that one may be a little true)I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash(im a black-ish Texan!
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. -SNL Jeopardy Skit Alex Trebek: Let's just go to Final Jeopardy, shall we? (Go check out "Another Form of the Avain Bird Flu by St. That's where the idea for this came from.)92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile! )I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.(don't cats lick their bloody wounds, we wouldn't want to let the blood drip and stuff)I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar. I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie. I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.